Allergies

I have decided that if I sneeze one more time this allergy season that I am going to sue allergies for everything that it has. Then, while it's distracted by being a bum, I am going to come up behind it and stab it 27 times. Then I am going to take it to my house and put it in the oven and bake it at 500 degrees until it is dark brown and crisp on the outside. Then, I will take allergies out of the oven and put it in the blender and blend it into a million pieces. Then, I'm going to take the remaining burnt pieces of allergy out of the blender, put it in a bag, go to New York, and throw it off of the top of the Empire State Building.


*SNEEZE*


Ok allergies....prepare to be sued....